noun
1 the receiving or conferring of an academic degree or diploma.
• the ceremony at which degrees are conferred.
So, let me ask you newly graduation pre-K kid, what degree or diploma did you get? What? Oh yeah? It's a certification of completion not a diploma? Yeah, that's what I thought! Wow, look at me, picking on the pre-K kid.
Each time I see an adorable little person in a cap and gown I stop myself from emitting the audible groan. I'm fairly certain it kills a kitten when you protest a cute little preschooler holding a diploma while participating in a commencement ceremony. I just can't stand it though. Graduation is for High School and College, not pre-K. I've found it actually is worse than that. There are Kindergarten graduations and elementary school graduations (5th or 6th grade depending on your locale). Then middle/junior high graduations. It's so bad that by the time high school rolls around I wouldn't be surprised if the kids intentionally fail so they don't have do wear that stupid hat (again)!
Sure, I feel crummy for saying, "Hey little dude, that diploma doesn't mean anything." But you know what? It doesn't, it isn't even a diploma. I've never put on any resume or job application where I graduated pre-K or elementary school. In fact, I may just go and take off my high school because it's becoming less relevant.
We must find a way to alter this mentality that we must have a ceremony for passing a grade. Surely there have been sillier protests. Let's do it brandishing signs claiming, "You still can't spell graduwit, and now you are one!"